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I Speak Fluent SQL T-Shirt | I SELECT * FROM feelings, Programmer Shirt
A soft, sturdy tee for coders who wear their craft on their chest. Lightweight yet durable cotton holds a crisp, minimalist print that reads like an inside joke for database lovers. Wear it to late-night debugging sessions, meetups, or casual office days — it settles in comforta…
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A soft, sturdy tee for coders who wear their craft on their chest. Lightweight yet durable cotton holds a crisp, minimalist print that reads like an inside joke for database lovers. Wear it to late-night debugging sessions, meetups, or casual office days — it settles in comfortably and keeps its shape through washes. The clean crew neck and classic fit make it easy to layer under hoodies or pair with jeans. It’s simple, readable, and quietly confident — like someone who prefers SELECT statements over small talk.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar preserve shape and reduce waste
- DTG and DTF printed details for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfort and no irritation
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials; meets EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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